Happy 30th birthday, Ted!

Today my brother Ted turns the big 3-0! He would kill me for doing this (but he's on the other side of the ocean), so I thought I'd do a 'personal' ad for this eligible bachelor right here on the blog. (Pictures taken from eHarmony. Click images for full size.)

Update. Confession: Ted isn't on eHarmony... pictures taken from Facebook. :)

Ted needs a woman to keep him out of trouble. His sister Chrissie was able to save him when a lion tried to eat his arm, but Chrissie is now in Indonesia and can no longer help in such crises. (Click the image to see an expression that only a mother could love.)

Ted chose this picture--the ugliest dog in the world--as one of his profile pictures. Ted needs a woman to say, "Ted, you are not an ugly dog. You are my handsome prince, my knight in shining armour."

Ted is a huge, ripped individual. He can bench 500 pounds and squat 1,000. (His secret weapon is bananas. He was dropped into a cauldron of banana juice as a baby and has been invincible ever since.)

Ted is getting old and needs a woman before it is too late. (Ted doesn't want you to see his wrinkles, so there is no larger version of this photo.)

Some call Ted "Teddy bear." He has a warm heart and a loveable smile. Just look at him!

If you are a 'spiritual babe,' ask yourself, is Ted knocking on the door of your heart?