Monday, March 24, 2008

Happy 30th birthday, Ted!

Today my brother Ted turns the big 3-0! He would kill me for doing this (but he's on the other side of the ocean), so I thought I'd do a 'personal' ad for this eligible bachelor right here on the blog. (Pictures taken from eHarmony. Click images for full size.)

Update. Confession: Ted isn't on eHarmony... pictures taken from Facebook. :)

Ted needs a woman to keep him out of trouble. His sister Chrissie was able to save him when a lion tried to eat his arm, but Chrissie is now in Indonesia and can no longer help in such crises. (Click the image to see an expression that only a mother could love.)

Ted chose this picture--the ugliest dog in the world--as one of his profile pictures. Ted needs a woman to say, "Ted, you are not an ugly dog. You are my handsome prince, my knight in shining armour."

Ted is a huge, ripped individual. He can bench 500 pounds and squat 1,000. (His secret weapon is bananas. He was dropped into a cauldron of banana juice as a baby and has been invincible ever since.)

Ted is getting old and needs a woman before it is too late. (Ted doesn't want you to see his wrinkles, so there is no larger version of this photo.)

Some call Ted "Teddy bear." He has a warm heart and a loveable smile. Just look at him!

If you are a 'spiritual babe,' ask yourself, is Ted knocking on the door of your heart?
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Blogger donnainfrance said...

Love this Nigel!! And you are right--Ted will kill you for this. So beware!!

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Jason, Eder & Zane said...

It's been a month since we visited your site. Thanks for the updates and all. Oh yeah, we really enjoy reading your latest blog. So funny and thanks for making us laugh! We're sure Ted will be laughing too when he read this. And we are hoping that he will not kill you because we love reading your blogs.
Take care,
Jason, Eder & Zane

10:23 PM  
Blogger Zhen said...

I think Ted should thank you cauz i can tell from your post that he is a really nice bloke and very nice bro!

6:42 PM  

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JUNE

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12-16 Wed-Sun time in Houston
15 Sat Prayer Journey - Houston
16 Sun flight to Arkansas
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21 Fri flight to Toronto
23 Sun eve flight to Manila
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JULY
1 Mon Canada Day - likely lunch w/ J/BA+
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4 Thu 8am - med. appt: stress echo
5 Fri-Sun church-plant camping trip - Balsom Lake
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27 Sat (1) 1pm wedding (NA+) - Etobicoke, (2) 5:30pm wedding (C/C) - Kleinburg, ON

AUGUST onwards
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Sep 13: poss. 10am MI b. mtg
Oct 18 (or 25): poss. CCWM board mtg
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(Oct 22-25: poss. conf - Edmonton)
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