Monday, March 24, 2008

Happy 30th birthday, Ted!

Today my brother Ted turns the big 3-0! He would kill me for doing this (but he's on the other side of the ocean), so I thought I'd do a 'personal' ad for this eligible bachelor right here on the blog. (Pictures taken from eHarmony. Click images for full size.)

Update. Confession: Ted isn't on eHarmony... pictures taken from Facebook. :)

Ted needs a woman to keep him out of trouble. His sister Chrissie was able to save him when a lion tried to eat his arm, but Chrissie is now in Indonesia and can no longer help in such crises. (Click the image to see an expression that only a mother could love.)

Ted chose this picture--the ugliest dog in the world--as one of his profile pictures. Ted needs a woman to say, "Ted, you are not an ugly dog. You are my handsome prince, my knight in shining armour."

Ted is a huge, ripped individual. He can bench 500 pounds and squat 1,000. (His secret weapon is bananas. He was dropped into a cauldron of banana juice as a baby and has been invincible ever since.)

Ted is getting old and needs a woman before it is too late. (Ted doesn't want you to see his wrinkles, so there is no larger version of this photo.)

Some call Ted "Teddy bear." He has a warm heart and a loveable smile. Just look at him!

If you are a 'spiritual babe,' ask yourself, is Ted knocking on the door of your heart?
Additional to the below, click the following link for *non-Blogger* Comments:

Plus, 3 *Blogger* Comments:

Blogger donnainfrance said...

Love this Nigel!! And you are right--Ted will kill you for this. So beware!!

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Jason, Eder & Zane said...

It's been a month since we visited your site. Thanks for the updates and all. Oh yeah, we really enjoy reading your latest blog. So funny and thanks for making us laugh! We're sure Ted will be laughing too when he read this. And we are hoping that he will not kill you because we love reading your blogs.
Take care,
Jason, Eder & Zane

10:23 PM  
Blogger Zhen said...

I think Ted should thank you cauz i can tell from your post that he is a really nice bloke and very nice bro!

6:42 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home

ar TORONTO, CANADA | 2019+

OCTOBER


NOVEMBER

8 Fri (1) 10:30am coffee (BoscT), (2) 2:15pm mtg (SN,KBo)
10 Sun (1) run, (2) 4pm neighbourhood Bible mtg
11 Mon 8:30am VT prayer mtg
12 Tue (1) 11:30am guest-speaking at Redeemer U.C., (2) 7:15pm patch prayer mtg
13 Wed (1) 8:30am reg. rep mtg, (2) 11am poss. mtg (GH), (3) 2pm-5:30pm Arrow Entrepreneur - BMO Institute for Learning, 3550 Pharmacy Avenue
14 Thu 2pm mtg (SN,KBo)
15 Fri 10am CCWM board mtg
16 Sat SL w/ ~Co (visiting M/BB+,others)
22 Fri poss. 10am MI b. mtg
23 Sat (1) speaking at Live Called - Toronto, (2) 6pm supporter dinner for M/FF

DECEMBER and 2020+
Dec: likely: Germany; Australia; Indonesia
Feb 14-17: MI conf
Feb 17-21: VT retreat
Apr 16-19: Europe MI gathering
Apr 20-22: poss. First Chair retreat
Apr 29-30: speaking at VMC conf. - Guelph area
May 8: 10am CCWM board mtg
May - possible Nigeria